I’m so over this tumblr. lol
I never get on here. Only my porn blog. Everytime I get on here I’m like “Why” and just log out. Can’t do it captian.
(Source: awkwardsiblinghug, via surething-chickenwing)

but why would you even give him the waterbed
he had scissors
for hands
scissors
I LOVE HOW THIS DOESN’T EVEN MENTION WHAT IT’S ABOUT BUT EVERYONE KNOWS.
who else has fucking scissors for hands

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